Friends, while I know this challenge was originally based on lovely Britain, this particular outfit ended up being straight from Blaine, Missouri and Dr. Pearl's and Sheila Albertson's wardrobes.
To start off this red, white, and blue outfit, I checked my closet...
and found a fabulous denim shirt that my Mom gave me. I've been on a real refashioning kick lately, so you know that this wasn't going to stay a shirt for long.
I also pulled out the awesome scary hungover vampire pattern...
...and then I went a little crazy.
I added an inch to the top and bottom of the red and white striped halter, so my assets were covered up. I also made the straps a little thicker for more support. I took the sleeves off the shirt and folded the excess under as a pseudo waistband to create this little number:
(This is me modeling my Glamour face. I am oh so fabulous, dahlink)
It's midnight at the Oasis!
Stool Boom! From the parlor to the pool room!
Grab your partner by the arm/Take her out behind the barn....
A close up of the stripes and skirt waistband...I love the little 'v' that appeared.
I cannot wait for warmer weather because...
"There's always a place for me at the Dairy Queen."
Have a fabulous day, you Blainians!